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Theme
01:11
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Table for two
sit in a booth
the waitress hands us our menus
I look your way
and you say
"What will you have for breakfast today?"
I'll have some
Eggy Pop, with cheese on top
breakfast hours never stop
Ham and eggs with pancakes
orange juice tastes really great
Strawberries with honey, please
a waffle with some cherries
Any food will do
as long as I have it with you
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Eggs
00:58
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I like eggs in the morning
I like eggs in the night
I have eggs in my kitchen
so I know I'll be alright
I had an egg this morning
I'll have another one tonight
I like scrambled eggs and poached ones, too
I boiled one for me and one for you
Cause that's what friends do
Sunny side-up, over easy
make my omelette extra cheesy
Don't forget the salt and pepper
then you gotta flip it over
Avocado, bacon too
Sour cream, don't mind if I do
take a bite and shed a tear
Don't look now but your eggs are here
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Listen up, Mom and Dad
I don't care what you think is bad
Cause my friend Daryl
told me I should do what I want
Candy in my breakfast burrito
Gimme candy in my breakfast burrito
Candy in in my breakfast burrito
Gimme candy, candy, candy, candy, now, now, now, now
Listen up, Mom and Dad
I don't care what you think is bad
Daryl says I should do what I want
and this is what I thought to do
Candy in my breakfast burrito
Gimme candy in my breakfast burrito
Candy in my breakfast burrito
Gimme candy, candy, candy, candy, now, now, now, now
And oh, that didn't taste so good
Ahh, just like you said it would
and oh, my stomach hurts
Mom and Dad, you were right
Daryl's a bad influence
and I should just listen to you
cause you are much more smarter than me
Candy in my breakfast burrito
no more candy in my breakfast burrito
not the candy in my breakfast burrito
No that didn't taste very good
Candy in my breakfast burrito
not the candy in my breakfast burrito
I'm never gonna eat that again
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4. |
The Donut Song
02:06
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How many holes does a donut have
Donuts just have one
How many holes does a donut have
Donuts just have one
But what about a maple bar
gots no holes, but still they are
So how many holes does a donut have
Donuts could have none
How many holes does a donut have
donuts could have two
how many holes does a donut have
donuts could have two
Cause if you take a normal one
and bite from it, a second one
so how many holes does a donut have
donuts could have two!
How many holes does a donut have
donuts could have three
How many holes does a donut have
donuts could have three
Cause one or three, we agree
donuts are donuts, basically
So how many holes does a donut have?
Donuts could have three
How many holes does a donut have
donuts could have four
How many holes does a donut have
donuts could have four
or five, or six, or seven, or maybe even ninety-three.
Cause little things
like how many holes we see
Don't change what they are essentially
so in that way, don't you think
Donuts are a bit like you and me?
Donuts are the greatest food
ever devised by man
donuts are magnifico and they are so glorious
Donuts, donuts, donuts taste so good
Donuts are my favorite food
man I want to eat some now
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5. |
You're my Favorite Bagel
02:44
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Eggy bagels get too crazy
poppy bagels make me lazy
crumby bagels get crumbs on my chin
Bacon bagels, they just can't fill me
onion bagels, ah they kinda kill me
Flagel bagels, ah they're much too thin
so every time I go
I order something tasteful
but every time I go without you
it's just so awfully painful
cause you're my favorite bagel
mhhm
you're my favorite bagel
mhhm
hit it!
*kazoo solo*
so every time I go
I order something tasteful
but every time I go without you
it's just so awfully painful
cause you're my favorite bagel
mhhm
you're my favorite bagel
mhhm
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6. |
Briana's Song
01:52
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Why would you think
I want you to change
You mean much more to me
There isn't one thing
that I'd rearrange
Just be who you wanna be
That would be easy if I knew who that was
I don't think that I know
Nobody's sure who they really are
so don't think you're alone
Everyone wants me another way
that's how it's always been
So I would fix me to make them happy
Somehow they'd always win
When did you learn that you deserve more
I hope you know it's true
I never thought that I was worth much
until I met you
Then why would you think
I want you to change
You mean much more to me
There isn't one thing
that I'd rearrange
Just be who you wanna be
*whistle and kazoo solo*
It could be easy, just you and me
to be who we always wanted to be
Oh, why would I want you to change
Why would you think I want you change (why would I want you to change)
Why would you think I want you change (why would I want you to change)
Why would you think I want you change (why would I want)
I want you
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7. |
French Toast
02:02
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My mother says I am too picky
It's not my fault her food is icky
American food is too bland
I only eat toast if it's from France
They say you are what you eat
So I must be toasted and sweet
my insides are all filled with goo
and I think that I'm turning French, too
Now that I'm French, life is so much better
I'm wearing a beret and a sweater
I'm always telling my Ma and Pa
French toast just has this
"je nais se qoi"
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Cereal Girl
02:37
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Breakfast on the Moon
02:36
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I wanna be an astronaut someday
but then you'd be a hundred light years away
I know that you will be okay and I will see you soon
I wish we could have breakfast on the moon
I'll be an astronaut when I grow up
is planet Earth to you just not enough?
the universe is limitless and space just never ends
but food is so much better with my friends
I'm an astronaut and something's not quite right
well, I look up at the stars at night
I know someday you just might be up here, too
and then we could have breakfast on the moon
The mooooooon (x4)
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10. |
Breakfast Buffet
02:25
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We couldn't make a decision
so we went to the breakfast buffet
I think I might be in heaven
I'm gonna have so much breakfast today
I couldn't make a decision
when you can have anything you want
from Pop Tarts to oatmeal with raisins
they even had breakfast croissants
La la la la la la la la la
We're eating at the breakfast buffet
La la la la la la la la la la
We're gonna have so much breakfast today
When I finally made my decision
I saw that you already made ten
I went back to sit at our table
and to the buffet you were headed again
I stuffed my face with pancakes
and chugged all of my orange juice
and you brought me more on your way back and told me
"Hey! We've got nothing to lose."
La la la la la la la la la
We're eating at the breakfast buffet
La la la la la la la la la la
We're gonna have so much breakfast today
Now when we can't make a decision
we end up at the breakfast buffet
It's just 5.99 to get in
so I'll see you there later today
La la la la la la la la la
We're eating at the breakfast buffet
La la la la la la la la la la
We're gonna have so much breakfast today (x2)
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